Hurley |
Hands All Over |
I could spend time listening to and then commenting on the cultural significance of and/or the musical contributions of two new albums by bands I've come to absolutely loathe. I really could. But why bother? What's the point? Much has already been written elsewhere (I assume, because I haven't bothered reading any of it, to be honest) about Weezer's Hurley and Maroon 5's Hands All Over.
No sense in adding to the public outcry, the weeping and wailing these records must have caused all across the country. There's nothing to gain in subjecting myself to all the layers of gut-wrenching putridness -- the cliched phrases and recycled riffs. I get the spins just thinking about it all...
No need to listen to the records. Just look at them! Both have covers that encapsulate in detail the depth of tacky godawful-ness just beneath the surface. Maybe people don't pay much attention to these things, but if you think about it, both bands have created beacons of badness with these so-called artworks. These records don't just hurt to hear, they're tough to look at.